No More Boob-Lights

Ok, I just have to say it. The boob lights have to officially be banned. You know what I’m talking about right? The standard center-of-the-room ceiling light that gives off like zero light & looks like a single boob stuck to the ceiling. After 20+ years in peoples homes, I have seen every version of them, some are A cups and some are DD cups, some even look like they had implants. I am here to give you some freedom from this boring home decor decision. All of these lights have 3x more Lumens ( brightness) , are energy efficient ( can use LED bulbs or are LED integrated) and look nothing like breasts. I have included a few styles that will work in most homes . Do yourself and your future homebuyer a public service and change that damn light!!!

Message me if you need a different color/metal- I will send you a link.